http://nlo.ucoz.com/ Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:26:27 GMT uCoz Web-Service <p class="MsoNormal"><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">Пожил</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">я женщин</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"> звонит в пож</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">рную:</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Алло, пож</span></span><span ><span style="fon... <p class="MsoNormal"><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">Пожил</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">я женщин</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"> звонит в пож</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">рную:</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Алло, пож</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">рн</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">я, помогите, срочно, в кв</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ртире пож</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">р, </span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">дрес т</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">кой-то!!!</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Б</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">, Кл</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">вдия Петровн</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">! Зятёк в</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ш н</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> проводе! Всё ещё предпочит</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ете "сдохнуть,</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >чтобы не видеть мою рожу"?! ...</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black"> <hr size="2" width="100%" align="center"> </span></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">- Подсудимый, почему вы з</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">душили в</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">шу тещу?</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Д</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> он</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> мне н</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">доел</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">, в</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">ш</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"> честь!</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Т</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">к р</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">зве это повод убив</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ть человек</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">?! Вот у меня, н</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">пример, тещ</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> т</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">к</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">я уже тв</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">рь,</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >св@@@чь, ст@@в</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">, скотин</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">, ид@@@к</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">, к@@г</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">, г@@д</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">, ничтожество... короче, год условно!</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-ansi-language:RU"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black"> <hr size="2" width="100%" align="center"> </span></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">Зять чит</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ет г</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">зету, тёщ</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> сидит н</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">против и вяжет носок. Скучно. Зять решил подкусить тёщу:</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Тёщеньк</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">, </span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> шо т</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">кое Ди ри ж</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">бль?</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Это лет</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ющее яйцо.</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- А у меня дв</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> яйц</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">, </span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"> я не лет</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ю... </span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">Почему?&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black"><br> <span >- Хреновa пропеллер рaботaет. , зятёк</span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black"> <hr size="2" width="100%" align="center"> </span></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">Встреч</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ються двое. Один ж</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">луется:</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Ну совсем тещ</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> дост</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">л</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">!</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >Второй:</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"><br> <span >- А ты бы ей к</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">кую-нибудь п</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">кость учинил.</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"><br> <span >- Д</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> уже! Д</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">л н</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> ее телефон объявление в г</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">зете: "Ок</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">зыв</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ю секс-услуги. </span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">Дешево!"&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black"><br> <span >- Ну и кaк?!&nbsp;</span><br> <span >- Окaзывaет, блин!!!</span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black"> <hr size="2" width="100%" align="center"> </span></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">Мужик пок</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">зыв</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ет другу охотничьи трофеи н</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> стен</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">х.</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"><br> <span >- А это что з</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> уж</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">с?</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"><br> <span >- Это голов</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> тёщи.</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- А чё он</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> улыб</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">ется?</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Дум</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">л</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">, что фотогр</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">фирую!</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-ansi-language:RU"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black"> <hr size="2" width="100%" align="center"> </span></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">У жених</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> спр</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">шив</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">ют:</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- При посещении дом</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> своей невесты, что в</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">м в первую очередь бросилось в гл</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">з</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">?</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> </span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family: Arial;color:black">- Ее мaть! До сих пор лицо поцaрaпaно!</span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black"> <hr size="2" width="100%" align="center"> </span></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">Утро. Тещ</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> выходит из своей комн</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ты и ж</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">луется: "Всю ночь ком</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ры кус</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ли - утром проснул</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">сь, </span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> подушк</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"> в крови. </span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">"</span></span><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black"><br> <span >Зять: "Тaк их после этого рвaло! "</span></span><span style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black"> <hr size="2" width="100%" align="center"> </span></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">Тещ</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> копошится у м</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">шины перед домом. Зять из окн</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">:</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"><br> <span >- М</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">м, куд</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> это вы собр</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">лись?</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Н</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> кл</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">дбище, сынок.</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- А кто м</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">шину потом домой пригонит?</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:8.5pt; font-family:Verdana;mso-ansi-language:RU"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black"> <hr size="2" width="100%" align="center"> </span></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">Мужик утром с похмелья, просыпается и орет:</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >-Вот с@@а теща-то!</span><br> <span >-(жена с кухни) Милый, что же такого сделала тебе, моя мама?</span><br> <span >-Б@@, как она умудрилась так свою единственную дочку назвать, что я с утра и вспомнить не могу!</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-ansi-language:RU"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black"> <hr size="2" width="100%" align="center"> </span></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">Прихожу вечером домой. Теща сидит в кресле и гладит своего ротвейлера.</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >Увидев меня, показывает на меня пальцем и говорит собаке:</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- ЗЯТЬ!!!</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-ansi-language:RU"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black"> <hr size="2" width="100%" align="center"> </span></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal"><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">Приходит зн</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">чит мужик домой и говорит теще:</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"><br> <span >- Тещ</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">, сгоняй з</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> пивом...</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Вот еще, чтоб я, тебе, з</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> пиво? Д</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"> никогд</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">...</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- М</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">г</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">з близко, только н</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> первый эт</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ж спустится с третьего.</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >Я тебе д</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ю тыщу, пив</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> купишь, сд</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ч</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> твоя!</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >Тещя подум</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">л</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">, ну деньги не лишние будут, ну и пошл</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">.</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"><br> <span >Зять пиво выпил, опять к теще:</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Тещ</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">, сгоняй з</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> водкой...</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Вот еще, чтоб я, тебе, з</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> водкой? Д</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> никогд</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">...</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >М</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">г</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">з близко, только н</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> первый эт</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ж спустится с третьего. Я тебе д</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ю тыщу, водки купишь, сд</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ч</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> твоя!</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >Ну тещ</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> опять дум</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ет, деньги не лишнии и сходил</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">...</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >Мужик еще водку не допив зовет тещу и говорит:</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Д</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">в</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">й я тебе т</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">почком полбу тресну!</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Тещ</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> опять возмущенно н</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">чин</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ет че то крич</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ть, но её возгл</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">сы успок</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">ив</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">ются</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >когд</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> зять предл</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">г</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ет 2 тысячи...</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >Ну зн</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">чит, треснул, тещ</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> убеж</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">л</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"> н</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"> кухню деньги счит</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ть, и вдруг звонок...</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >Мужик трубку берет, </span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> т</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">м жен</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU"> спр</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">шив</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language: RU">ет:</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Ты м</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ме пенсию отд</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">л? мужик отвеч</span></span><span ><span style="font-size: 10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ет:</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">&nbsp;</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt; font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"><br> <span >- Д</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU"> вот, отд</span></span><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black">a</span></span><span ><span lang="RU" style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:black;mso-ansi-language:RU">ю потихоньку. .</span></span><span lang="RU" style="font-size:8.5pt;font-family: Verdana;mso-ansi-language:RU"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span ><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:Arial; color:black"> <hr size="2" width="100%" align="center"> </span></span></div> <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="Arial" size="2"><br></font></p> https://nlo.ucoz.com/news/pro_tjoshhu/2011-10-26-1 kavas https://nlo.ucoz.com/news/pro_tjoshhu/2011-10-26-1 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 13:26:27 GMT